Litany for Business Analysts

Sometimes all it takes is one single tweet to spark something. And it has to come out RIGHT NOW.

I must not lose track.
Spreadsheets are the dream-killers.
Macros are the little demons that cause data annihilation.
I will face my data.
I will permit it to wash over me and through me.
And when I analyze the data, I will turn the inner eye to see its clarity.
Where the confusion has reigned, there will be nothing.
Only the Powerpoint slide deck will remain.

Damn you, Storm.